Cinema Junk: Resident Evil

 Cinema Junk is all about the exploration of different films, good or bad. In this entry, Humor Tumor sets out on the task to begin a series of reviews to cover every video game movie released. To begin it all, he starts where it mattered the most to him....with Resident Evil. *spoilers contained*

The Unintentional Horror of Viva Pinata

Viva Pinata is one of the cutest, most innocent games I've ever played. I think the only game to out cute it would be that of Kirby's Epic Yarn

But to be honest there's been something bothering me about the world of Viva Pinata. And it's not just one part f it....but the whole thing. Pinata Island is a whole lot of craziness it seems.

Cinema Junk: Evil Dead (2013)

In this entry of Cinema Junk, our friend Humor Tumor talks about his feelings on the recent Evil Dead remake, read on to see what he thinks of it.

Memory Lane: Spyro the Dragon

In this entry of Memory Lane, our old buddy Humor Tumor delves back into an old love for a purple dragon, roast mutton, and camera issues. It's Spyro the Dragon!

Dark Souls: Rekindling the Flame

As gamers sometimes we go through a period where nothing we play enthralls us like it used to. I've been through it several times myself over the years. In fact I'm in one of those periods now, I have been for a few months. In my excitement about Resident Evil 6, I put all of my hopes into that game, believing in its ability to finally be the RE game this generation deserved. It failed me. And afterwards I got into a funk, nothing seemed to interest me much anymore, it all felt like idle time being wasted. But something recent happened...something that finally got me thinking about a game, and interested in it.

I rekindled a bonfire in Dark Souls.

Cinema Junk: Resident Evil: Retribution

*SPOILERS* As a warning, there are spoilers in this review. More to accent the pure idiocy of the film, and the inconsistencies. As I consider there to be little story anyways I feel it might be a useless warning. But if it's to save someone the grief of walking out of the theatre with $10 less in their wallets going "What in the fuck?!" I feel spoiling this pile of cinematic garbage is worth it.

Memory Lane: Gunstar Heroes

Every so often there is a game someone plays that is so beloved, that it becomes something more than a simple game. It becomes something special, hard to describe. In this Memory Lane, the returning Humor Tumor shares some of his thoughts on one of those games that is beloved by him, and many others: Gunstar Heroes.

A Tasty Review: Lollipop Chainsaw

How many licks does it take to get to the center of this lollipop? Read on to hear Humor Tumor's verdict on the new Suda51 game: Lollipop Chainsaw.

The Unintentional Horror of Crystal's Pony Tale

In this retrospective, Humor Tumor recounts when a children's game creeped the living daylights out of him. Utter coward? Or rational thinking man? Read on to find out....

Memory Lane: Deathtrap Dungeon

In this installment of Memory Lane, Humor Tumor shares with us his experiences with Deathtrap Dungeon. Could this Tomb Raider clone be nearly as good as those first Lara Croft adventures? No. It wasn't.

KGB Radio Episode 29: I'm Pooping!

Rock, Chris, D. Bethel, and a late-joining Humor Tumor get together for some awesome.  We discuss The Elder Scrolls Online, Mass Effect 3, EA Indie Bundle, DayZ, I Am Alive, pooping, and much more.  Deep conversation about MMOs ensues. Again. Sorry.